May 2013
autumnseeds:
why am I not one of those bloggers that attracts millions of anons every day
jaclcfrost:
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
niggagggaga:
i just don’t have enough middle fingers
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
“I don’t. I don’t want anybody else to touch you. I’m silly. I get furious if...”
– Ernest Hemingway, from ‘A Farewell to Arms’ (via -misanthropy)
don’t you hate it when you offer someone food and they say yes
*takes your virginity & slam dunks it into the trash*
shsl-chef:
a-felicia-named-goat:
shsl-chef:
when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
what is this even supposed to mean
thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti
fatefellshortthistoime:
“you’re only 18, you’ll regret that tattoo when you’re older” my mom says as she hands me college applications so i can decide on the career i’ll have for the rest of my life
the worst part about having a crush on someone is everything
jehovas-witness:
internetexplorers:
cheese3d:
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
fat-and-pretentious:
mynamekyle:
I bet microwaves are actually just filled with a million invisible eyes that just stare at food until it gets all embarrassed and hot
i wish that when people stare at me i’d get hot
If she makes you a CD, she wants to C the D.
Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk
everyday: i need new clothes
abaddon4queen:
breadmaakesyoufat:
causticgambler:
nayariverax:
remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT
A RING DING DING DINGDEMGDEMG
should have sent him to eurovision
thebleeclub:
ALCOHOL IS FREE
*accidentally opens undesired program* *heart races as i try to force quit before it can fully open*
“Your lips are like wine, and I want to get drunk.”
– William Shakespeare (via honeysucculents) 